Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
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NathanKett 0
We should make a search team. So we can find the FML in this post.
UpYourself 0
Facebook, the quickest message deliverer ever
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Comments (72)
Scotticus117 11
dude just talk to her and tell her it's not about your relationship, unless it is. you do kinda deserve it though, because saying we need to talk to your bf/gf always means you wanna break up or something around that...
i_got_it 0
Dude, its ******* facebook. OP is acting like such a little bitch. If its really that big a deal about facebook statuses then break up with her.
begeru 0
Why did you only say "we need to talk", and not specify if it's about your relationship or not? Most of time "we need to talk" means "I'm going to break up with you." or something along those lines. At the same time, you're way overreacting because it's just Facebook, but I think she's overreacting too.
beastly13 0
im sorry. i got my friend kirby to give u a waffle (>'')>#
yourejoking 0
woah. watch out for that one. she's psycho.
karatekidcatblue 0
who freaking cares! its facebook get over it
mileycyruslvrrrr 0
DUDE. i just saw that on this girl's facebook. and the guy like freaked out. but now i guess he broke up with her. i guess it was complicated.
ConSeannery 0
ahaha. For your gf to react that way, i'm betting you're a bit of a drama queen and she knows it.
shttfukep 0
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL best part is that the OP more likely than not would've done the same thing if their roles were reversed
jchansfan 0
You guys do realize these are occaisionally just posted because its like "Crud, that kinda sucks in a funny way", not beacuse the person's life is necessairly ruined... lol... Though this one is really lame. Miscommunication, OP's fault, who cares?