Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
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NathanKett 0
We should make a search team. So we can find the FML in this post.
UpYourself 0
Facebook, the quickest message deliverer ever
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Comments (72)
csd_fml 5
FYL for having an oversensitive gf who jumps to conclusions so fast.
blastvortex 4
Better than the "so what" button idea, we need a "who's gives a rat's ass" option. I guarantee it will be the most used script on the entire site. Also, what the hell, OP? Kind of jumpy, aren't we? It looks like your GF is too. YDI. Oh, and last but not least, Facebook blows.
leero 0
this
FromCFL 0
YDI--try face-to-face (or at least a phone call) next time.
thebamf 0
can you say bitchy?
I_am_stupid_also 6
She whipped your ass straight into line with that one little comment. Boy are you pitiful. You probably buy tampons for her now.
Xaviara 0
YDI for saying "we have to talk" without clarifying what the subject was over and especially for saying it over MSN. I got a text of that and it was someone who always made problems out of nothing. And I wonder if she changed it to 'It's Complicated' because you're always bringing things up and causing problems out of no where maybe? Have the talk, get over it, and don't phrase words like that and leave it. Freaking lame.
wienerwagon 0
I assumed it was an FML because his girlfriend takes facebook so seriously that she has to update her relationship status at the first hint of trouble. That would be an FML for me.
Witchcraft_fml 5
One-up her and change your status to "single". Beat that, bitch! Just don't let her near you with a knife.
Carnivwhorus 0
Holy shit, that's the worst thing ever. You should definitely go to other sites and cry about it some more -.-