Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
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NathanKett 0
We should make a search team. So we can find the FML in this post.
UpYourself 0
Facebook, the quickest message deliverer ever
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Comments (72)
waterynuggets 0
Did she Twitter it, too? OH **** NO!!
TC1_fml 0
Like, OMFG, she might even have a myspace!
Veritas143 0
But the important thing is he beat her to FML so I say game well played OP
Zomlette 0
A MySpace?? What is this, 2004?
TenebrificTurtle 0
SO.. I don't get what was so important you had to use such heavy words. My ex said, when I told him "we had to talk" that there were two reasons to use "we have to talk." I was either pregnant or we were breaking up.
TenebrificTurtle 0
Looks like your girl was all about the status.
JuliusCesar 0
#20 +1
perdix 31
For us old folks, she put out a fax blast about your ******** "we have to talk" move.
pleasenopuffin 0
OMG she changed it to it's complicated?!?!?!?! How horrible! I hope she reads FML and dumps you for being a retard.
BeeSkwaird 0
I'm with the OP. Having such a presumptuous and foolhardy girlfriend would definitely suck, especially if she changes your mutual friends' perception of your relationship status without talking about it first. Not that they should care, but at least the gf could save you some unnecessary drama. So this FML isn't like, "My kid just got run over by a school bus." It's more in the category of the FML's about people getting their genitals scratched by a cat. YLI[kinda]F.
Superawesomestev 0
ydi. wow. dumb ass.
salathiel2013 0
Agreed. Stop posting minor drama on FML. It's not a big deal. My grandpa dying in the holocaust was a big deal. Geez... Oh. Ya.... He fell off a guard tower =/
memory_loss_fml 0
probably the most insignificant FML ever. We really need a 'so what' button.
luvtheknot 6
I significantly agree
warriorkitty_ 10
slightly significant for me though. First FML from my country that I've seen (that isn't on random)!:D
kukopia 0
It's a new trend where FML mods approve things that MIGHT be an FML in the near future. I think they got themselves a psychic. Or a psycho...