Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during an important music audition, I fudged everything up and forgot half the lyrics of the song I was performing, so I just sort of tailed off into embarrassed silence on stage. It was an original song, I wrote the lyrics myself. All the lady could say was, "Good luck next year, dear." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML
Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, my brain seemingly went on vacation and I forgot the lyrics to a song I was performing in front of a live audience, so I ended up ad-libbing a bunch of garbage. FML
Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML
Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
zoffix 0
Bah, those children will learn that word sooner or later anyway. This FML is a funny one unlike virtually every other one. FYL and I hope you won't get any lawsuits from kids' parents :)
wyld3fyr3 3
yes, because a word can totally **** up peoples lives
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (71)
fatfaceunited 0
I hope you realize you just ****** up 300 children for the rest of their lives. F their lives.
wyld3fyr3 3
yes, because a word can totally **** up peoples lives
nazooer 11
******.
Witchcraft_fml 5
You're soooooo cool, nazooer. We all want to be like you when we grow up.
Reyo 2
They were gonna learn the word by the end of their academic carreers anyway.
fabfoot 0
dude ive heard my little sisters friends say **** off and shes only 11...i don't think hearing the **** word is really going to ruin anybody...****
deadlyriot101 7
Honestly, they probably know it anyways.
zoffix 0
Bah, those children will learn that word sooner or later anyway. This FML is a funny one unlike virtually every other one. FYL and I hope you won't get any lawsuits from kids' parents :)
akiranozaki 0
Nice job.
f_alltheirlives 3
"Fishsticks"?
jagd 0
no, he said fudgesickles
BangOut 2
YOU RUIN OUR YOUTH!!! BURN IN HELL OP
LilaBear 2
haha, I saw something really similar happen a few weeks ago. i was at my brother & sister's school awards night, and the class president was giving her valedictory address. After the first page, she turned over and obviously it was not the page she was expecting. She hesitated, flicked another page or so, shuffled her entire pile of papers (looked like about 4 pages), then said into the mic "sorry, I'll just be a moment"; shuffled the papers again, and obviously forgetting she had an uber-sensitive mic less than 12 inches from her face, muttered "sh*t" in front of probably about 800 students, parents, teachers, dignitaries, families & friends etc. She obviously didn't realise until a second later when everybody laughed. Upon hearing the laugh, her eyes widened, she looked up from her papers to look at the audience, and her hand flew up in front of her mouth. She stood like that for a good ten to fifteen seconds while we laughed again. She ended up going on with her speech, obviously having completely lost the page she was looking for. F her L.
f_alltheirlives 3
Wow, you just basicly told the same story, only in the form of a WHOLE book
Peroxide 3
shutup! Don't spoil the rest of the story. Im only up to chapter 1. I hear chapter 2 has vampires.
karizzy6 0
lol@13
f_alltheirlives 3
The main character dies of a massive wall of text in the last chapter :O
Witchcraft_fml 5
SPOILER: One of the vampires gets a dachshund pregnant.
The_Unlucky1 19
I feel so bad for that girl. I can't imagine being in that situation.
barbud1314 0
Y were u saying it in the first place? No one says f**k if they forget something they try to rememBer it. Plus, 300 kids in primary school know it now.
wyld3fyr3 3
i do... i do because of... **** what was i gonna say next? oh well
baby_gurl2405 0
who the heck uses the word "whilst"? thats like "this morning 'whilst' wakeing up, I learned that you're retarded..." It just doesn't work :P
citygirlnomore 0
uhhh and who uses the word "wakeing"? look whos the retaaaard. whilst is a fine word maybe dumbass people are too dumb to use it :P !
IndieSinger 0
You misspelled "who's".
dirge75 0
We say it in Australia, where the poster is from. We also say "amongst". My American friends love that one.
perdix 31
You just gave those kids about a month's worth of education in a single syllable. If I think of all the stuff I learned in school, only a few are more important than the F-word. I carry it with me every day and I use it like a linguistic Swiss Army knife. FML? STFU? WTF? Check, check and check. I've never used synthetic division in the real world, but we wasted a few days on that.
flying_vegan 0
Very true, Perdix. I doubt those kids will ever need to draw a diagram of the Loop of Henle in the real world, but they'll be able to tell co-workers, spouses, and maybe even their own kids one day, to go **** themselves. Now that's ejakashun!
Einthe 0
flying_vegan, you misspelled ejakashun. It's ejmakashun! Seriously, a friend told me about how when she enrolled her daughter in an Alabama school the principal told her that her daughter would get a good ejmakashun.
JustaAngel 6
I really dont have to say much considering you used the word i was thinking of for you as your name,and 'omg u have messed up life as those kids saw it,you might as well have said Santa was a fake'