Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
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karlcolt45 19
he's as smart as you are gay
joljenni 6
I have no idea how anyone can say you deserve it. Good on you OP for being a nice friend. Your boyfriend's a dumbass and the jealous type. Find a secure man. Good job! :)
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Comments (64)
daddysgirl243 21
start acting really really friendly with her when he's around from now on
91hayek 31
To be honest the best friend isn't a best friend unless she takes this route and messes with him so much more.
thatguy206 27
apparently telling your friends they look good means you like them.
Jryan952015 7
Hey boyfriend I guess you've never herd of a complement. I think I should call you mother so she can teach you some manners
coraline123c 23
Wow talk about insecure, does he expect you to call your friends ugly or something damn
BeenIt 5
He ******* wishes!!!
countryb_cth 38
Umm I don't think so. Most people wouldn't wish that their significant other is gay.
91hayek 31
This is the type of guy that follows up every slight exhibition of affection or thoughtfulness to another guy with "NO **** NO **** NO ****!!!!" Terribly insecure.
donuts678 25
What a dumb ****
worldclassrager 41
Does he give comments in his friends at all?
shinikageWolf 15
Your boyfriend sounds like a dumb ass. A compliment doesn't always mean you want to **** them. Though with most straight **** boys this is the case.
MistyKittyx 25
It's his problem tbh. Let him think whatever he wants. If he will start a fight just because of that 'made up excuse', then he's definitely not worth it.