Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
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Top comments
makkarari 18
Unsalted saltine crackers will become your best friend. Keep a pack in your purse for when your tummy gets upset. Or if the morning sickness stays really bad, there is dr. Prescribed pills that can help:) good luck and congrats!
PerditaDessa 38
I can't imagine how embarrassed I'd be if I threw up on someone, but I'm sure your kid will think it's a hilarious story when s/he is older.
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Comments (70)
FitFriday 32
Plot twist!
lilchica22001 22
When I was preggo, I literally threw up everything for 3 months straight. I couldn't even keep Gatorade down. I can sympathize with ya girl! When you have to puke you have to puke NOW. There is no stopping it. I hope you feel better soon and good luck with your pregnancy!
CaptDanielle 12
What kind if police officer gives a pregnant woman a breathalyzer test?
swanheart 35
The kind that suspects she might have been drinking and driving? Not every woman gives up drinking, smoking and partying when they get pregnant unfortunately
mommiof2 6
Oh hunny I feel I am twenty weeks pregnant. Peppermint dear I had bags and bags of those candies. Hope everything got straightened out
malufan43 8
Congrats on your baby!!
saffy66 34
Congratulations! I just hope it wasn't my son you threw up on ;)
MrZsDad 19
Maybe it is because i am from the US, but that cop totally deserved it for doing a "random breath test".
Shade1982 21
Ehm, could you explain this to me? Why does a cop deserve that for doing random breath tests?
Riku714 25
Probably shouldn't be driving though if you are nauseous from morning sickness, that could be very dangerous for you, the baby and other road users
Isa_fml 20
Hope they understood and didn't get too upset. With any luck, it was a woman, and she was a mother too. :P
Carathee 7
salt and vinegar smiths chips, lived on them in my first trimester. ginger is apparently quite good too