Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
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Top comments
TheComputerGuy96 16
YTDI, not for throwing your phone in the air, but for specifying it's a brand new iPhone 4.
Doortje 30
Hah, you totally deserved that. Why the **** would you throw a phone that expensive in the air? You're ******* stupid.
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Comments (277)
dragonbytch 0
first off, u shoulda had an otterbox. you need a new bed if it hit your balls and then hit the floor while laying in it. and yes some people have concrete floors. I had concrete floors in my old house I went buy some indoor outdoor carpet and covered it up except for in the kitchen
fruityloopz 4
so you got a new expensive phone, start throwing it in the air? while lying down? next to concrete?! and why dont you have a carpet or at least wooden floor? do you sleep in the basement or something? GAH this made me mad...
lolsaur 0
Lol. I was totally like "why does he have concrete floors...?" I got a bit worried. Then I realized only an idiot would throw a brand new phone around.
UnicornsBro 0
Would it not land on the bed? YDI anyway, because you were throwing your iPhone 4. Idiot.
mrmerino 0
I bet OP's name is cody.
alaskanhybrid 5
Wow you so totally deserve that. What made you think doing that was so cool that you would do that? I dont pity you at all.
mizzflory 5
what does op stand for? lol
flapdoodle 2
oriental poop
xxSoFlyxx 5
Optimus Prime
xxSoFlyxx 5
Optimus Prime
YummyxBrownie 0
i agree with number 11 you had that coming
jewels1877 0
You must have some bouncy balls.
soiheardyoufaile 4
and looks like someone needs a sense of humour *buys a new set of sunglasses and returns it to the previous commentor*
tuninggamer 0
Obvious trolls are obvious.