Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
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Top comments
TheComputerGuy96 16
YTDI, not for throwing your phone in the air, but for specifying it's a brand new iPhone 4.
Doortje 30
Hah, you totally deserved that. Why the **** would you throw a phone that expensive in the air? You're ******* stupid.
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Comments (277)
maskedman 9
If you paid for it yourself then you probably know better than to treat your phone like a tennis ball. For the OP to be so reckless with his phone it probably means the phone was given to him and he understand the actual value of it.
cr4497 4
^win
AnWLover 0
some bouncy balls u have...
mea_iloveskiing 26
Did you say ayo? :D
herop 0
maybe he pretended iphone as a spacecraft o.O
Steve95401 49
Can you hear me now?
yoman305 0
I throw mine in the air all the time. The difference is I know how to catch.
Maseratti15 0
why would you throw your iPhone 4 in the air in the 1st place EPIC FAIL
FriskyCoconut 0
firstly, why where you throwing an iPhone?? secondly, why is your bedroom floor made of concrete? thirdly, YDI
skrump 0
I throw mine in the air but I can catch it. and for when I don't catch it, I have a case for it
netdemon 11
somebody doesn't have an otter box! I throw my iPhone AT people and across a parking lot once to break up an argument (it gets peoples attention) YDI for not having an otterbox
gusgus36 5
haha yeah I have an otterbox for mine... makes it ALMOST unbreakable lol it's pretty sweet