Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
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Top comments
TheComputerGuy96 16
YTDI, not for throwing your phone in the air, but for specifying it's a brand new iPhone 4.
Doortje 30
Hah, you totally deserved that. Why the **** would you throw a phone that expensive in the air? You're ******* stupid.
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Comments (277)
WeeWizeL 0
I don't poke my baby around all day. Nor do I put him in my pocket.
buggybeauty 0
you may have had an iPhone 4, but you're still a dumbass.
herop 0
Hahahahaha absolutely right :D
rawrsofi 5
I THROW MY IPHONE IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING AAAYO GOTTA LET GO AND BREAK IT IN THE CONCRETE FROOR.
TripOnShoelaces 0
Derp!
natalieb534 0
sorry dude
blackvyper 8
@jstains #149. Please tell me that you know that HTC was making touchscreen phones BEFORE the iClone. Have you seen an iPaq or Wizard?. Take a look at recent history before you crAPPLE fanboys start ranting.
herop 0
Omggggg is the iphone ok now??
HaflingerJumper 0
Well don't throw your new, expensive phone next time.. I'll admit, I throw my phone a lot but I've had it for two years and it's a Blackberry..definitely not as expensive as an iPhone. YDI
kimmy0892 0
haha YDI /=
TheDrifter 24
There were plenty of touchscreens before the iPhone. You must certainly be an HTC salesman / fan boy, going berserk like that because people realized that HTC changed the appearance of its phones to mimic the apple as soon as it came out.