Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
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Top comments
TheComputerGuy96 16
YTDI, not for throwing your phone in the air, but for specifying it's a brand new iPhone 4.
Doortje 30
Hah, you totally deserved that. Why the **** would you throw a phone that expensive in the air? You're ******* stupid.
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Comments (277)
kimmis79 2
y do u have a concrete floor,doesn't that get extremely cold to walk on barefoot?
blackvyper 8
Your dumb ass for buying an iClone, but if it makes you feel any better you can get an HTC Desire HD now like someone that knows quality and performance when they see it.
tona01 16
you must sell hdc
jskains 6
iClone? That would be the HTC and every other android crappy phone. most of them cloned the iPhone.
Tempsey 0
Have you guys seen the Windows 7 tablet? The design is essentially an iPad 1 with fans and vents on the back and the homebutton has the Windows logo instead of the square.
ghost303 3
well done
fthku 13
I just can't take the stupidity anymore. You're a total ******* idiot X 100000000. I hope that blow to your balls will keep you from reproducing.
ppdunn 0
Get a rug for your bedroom! it's weird to have a concrete floor.
silentReaper 4
concrete? 0.0 didn't you say you were in bed?
whybother8 0
i dont get it :( how can it fall thru yur balls amd then hit concrete if yu were layin on yur bed??
lalalalala666 0
if that was me, the phone would have broken on my concrete balls
TheNewGuy03 29
props. |the kid|
haleykerr 0
if you try to take it back they'll probably give you a new one. my dad shattered his and they gave him a new one for free
HayleyTheFish 0
how could you do that!?!? I've got an iPhone 4 too and I'd ne'er do that. I don't even let most people touch it……