Today, I was on the street with my sister. We walked by a homeless guy, who asked me for food. I gave him the leftovers from a restaurant we were just at. He also asked me if he could, "bang my girlfriend." My sister is 15. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of two years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready, and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back, and said, "Bitches, man." I cried. FML
Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk into the stall next to me, so I gave her a little nudge with my foot. We then nudged each other until I walked out and saw a homeless man with the same shoes as my sister. He then tried to hold my hand. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping with my older sister. An elderly couple passed, and the man pointed to my sister, saying, "She LOVES to eat." My sister is 7 months pregnant, and I had to spend the next hour comforting her as she bawled her eyes out because of an off-hand comment from a stranger. FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
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cuz803 46
Yeah just for that, I'd stomp his pedophile ass out. All pedophiles should die slow and painfully cause they ruin lives and destroy innocence. I hope your sister isn't traumatized by that disgusting, immoral, and vulgar behavior. **** her life as well. She needs to be protected and learn to defend herself. Hopefully she is aware of sick subhuman beings like that. If I was walking with my sister or a minor, or witnessed pedophile behavior, there's 2 choices: call the police or kill the deranged ****** on sight.
cuz803 46
....are you aware that the age of consent is 16-18 and at that age until you reach 18 you are considered a minor?...
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cuz803 46
Yeah just for that, I'd stomp his pedophile ass out. All pedophiles should die slow and painfully cause they ruin lives and destroy innocence. I hope your sister isn't traumatized by that disgusting, immoral, and vulgar behavior. **** her life as well. She needs to be protected and learn to defend herself. Hopefully she is aware of sick subhuman beings like that. If I was walking with my sister or a minor, or witnessed pedophile behavior, there's 2 choices: call the police or kill the deranged ****** on sight.
TwoBytesCarley 27
Actually, considering that she isn’t a prepubescent child but rather farther along in her growth, an attraction to her wouldn’t be called pedophilia. If she actually looked her age, he could be called an ephebophile (someone who is usually attracted to 15-17 yr olds). Do I condone the behaviour? Absolutely not. But I also don’t condone someone using violence against someone who might be mentally unwell to ‘prove a point’.
cuz803 46
....are you aware that the age of consent is 16-18 and at that age until you reach 18 you are considered a minor?...
RichardPencil 32
He was just testing the limits of your giving. I hope you refused his second request -- doesn't seem like good brother-in-law material. You deserve better!
SalamanderSlick 1
I'm all about treating homeless people with human dignity, but I hope you go back,kick the crap out of him, and spit on him before you leave.