Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
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Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML
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Top comments
JesusFishTaco 5
His mom knows what's up.
bandgirrl 9
that kinda sucks... but ydi. you should've stopped after one.
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Comments (179)
Crazy4Christ 0
haha... oops
amadais 1
could be worse, she couldve gone along with it
SmallTownCutie 0
Oh my god, that would've made an even better FML! "Today, me and my boyfriend were exchanging dirty texts. Later, when we met up for dinner I brought it up. He had no idea what I was talking about. Turns out his mom picked up his phone, saw the message, and decided to play along. FML.
sematariux 7
even asked if i wanted a mustache ride lol
vbmg152 19
You totally deserved it! Give a person a break, you don't have to text him every 2 seconds! get your own life, he has one!
metallicaklr 0
where does it say they talk every two seconds? maybe they haven't talked for a while and she wanted to have fun. you don't know that.
AAShah 0
Honestly, do you think that you are NOT desperate? You shouldve stopped after 1 or 2.
matt0794 1
YDI for sending multiple messages. if one doesn't spark his interest then maybe he's busy.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Why would you just send him a message like that out of the blue, And keep sending them after he didn't respond? Either he's not horny, or he's not there. That was just bad decision making OP.
runninbrotha 0
or he hates you and wants u to **** off... just sayin
atomicbaboon 0
is that why you're runnin, brotha? because your boyfriend hates you?
corynchaos 0
Why does your boyfriends mom have his phone? maybe mommy's boy should grow up a little before you send kinky messages.
sourgirl101 29
Or the boyfriend should put his phone on a lock setting. I've run across my son's cell. Especially, when it's charging. I would never dream of reading his private messages yet alone replying to the sender.
TheDrifter 24
You're no fun. I get great joy out of messing with people who send inappropriate messages to my daughters when they leave their phones out. Of course when they first got them I had to take them at night or they'd stay up all night texting and web surfing. That might be the case with op's bf too, if they're younger teens.
a_nutritionist 10
i guess 24 has never left their phone unattended for longer than 8 seconds. switch off once in a while, itll do those fried braincells of yours some good so you can understand how this may have occurred...
Mrrevorp 0
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Mrrevorp 0
well she's got a point you ate quite desperate, and creepy
jBordeniv 0
YDI for sexting save that shit for the next time y'all see each other. It's safer and unless you gave a stalker nobody else can see you.
iownyou777 0
**** your picture stupid redneck ass