Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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Comments (484)
Righty0 0
FYLLLL
brainwascht 0
I don't think it really matters that he was fighting with a girl bc she agreed to it, but haha, YDI for even fighting with someone!
lexi_m87 0
Lmfao mmmm yummmy someone had a big ol bowl of fail this morning hahahaha
choppedNskrewed 0
THAT'S why guys aren't supposed to hit girls. It's not because girls are weaker and delicate, it's that they'd kick your ass if you pick a fight with them.
somesecretname 0
i love how, instead of assuming the obvious (which is that the poster was playfighting, which is kinda normal, with their girl friend and accidentally got hurt) everyone assumes hes some kind of crazy woman beater who provoked her for hours until she broke out of her clothes hulk style because of a drastic need for self defense from this monster
stinkybutt 0
well why would you want to fight a girl if you think you're so much stronger than her? i'm glad you got your ass beat. mannersss!
EXc0municated 0
You deserve that whole heartedly. I'm all for poking fun... but know when to stop. and if you can't figure that one out then you certainly did when she turned around and whooped your ass. Dumbass.
donner1423 0
I agree with #18. Go Emily! You were probably asking for it.
NickelPhosphate 0
Lmao. You got owned. Don't underestimate girls.
Random_Idiot 0
seems made up, why would you fight your friend who is also a girl. If this actually happened you're an asshole...