RaYan
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
shilpajayseanfan
Canada
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
vinniesuckmadack
United States
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Sonakshi
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Detained
Today, I forgot to bring a letter to my secondary school, so I went to detention. I told them it got lost, but it's only when my parents phoned and told them the same thing that they believed it. So I got detention for nothing. FML
buddy
United States
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
littl3storm
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
itsawonderfulife
United States
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Nicole
United States
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
I hate my life
Today, I woke up and remembered that I'm in law school. Now, I'm about to go to sleep, and I'm still in law school. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Another great day to be alive
Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
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xMooMoox 0
Today, I thought you were a moron. Tomorrow I will think the same.
slyvanilla_creme 0
happened to me last year on labor day...
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Comments (125)
EpicFail1520 16
Sounds like college.
CoffeeChickBlows 13
Happens to everyone. Or is that just me? I'll just hide under my rock now...
cecilk 29
Well, maybe not everyone, but to a lot of people. My work colleagues try to always remind me the day before a public holiday, but I still manage to go to work quite often on holidays and weekend. But the advantage of going to work instead of school is that I can book it as overtime and consume those hours later. So I stopped caring about it.
DusktheKat 12
It's summer BIACH
ironichalibut 24
Man, these old FML's really fall flat compared to the ones today
tin_cup 27
That shows dedication!
phantomxbg 17
I guess just apologize frequently. Sorry OP
mergeterge 24
Oh well. Sounds like his problem. Not your fault.
Tripartita 45
As long as he drinks plenty of water while fasting, his body should be able to flush out all the cooties. How long do you think the exposure time was, OP?
Tripartita 45
As long as he drinks plenty of water, his body should be able to flush out the cooties.
takara98 17
More like F his life. It's okay, OP, you didn't know.