Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
Where you been?
Today, since I had no lessons until 1 p.m., I headed out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Timing
Today, on the way to an exam, I got hit by a car. I got back up and limped to class. The teacher wouldn’t let me in because I was 10 seconds late. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
We meet again
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
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Jason_fml 0
Maybe it's God's way of telling you you need glasses.
such_is_life_fml 0
Haha, I heard that somebody drove into MY school today too!! Don't suppose you live in Doylestown?
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Comments (88)
I_love_BOAD 0
Hilarious!
kmi123pink 0
Your my heeero!
pepsie_fml 0
awesome. u rock
albert17 0
that was you?! frickin woke me up during history
zezjo 3
lmfao
calebg23 0
it is hillarious! this wins
piepieburger 0
"sorry I'm late, mrs flannigan"
jonan1212 5
LOFL
236schertzi 1
haha lol
drdingus 27
That made me lol
starbucksguy 16
Talk about being lazy...could you have parked any closer?
Jason_fml 0
Maybe it's God's way of telling you you need glasses.
frannytrois64 0
Maybe it's God's way of telling her to stop driving.
Cjw1220 0
Maybe god doesn't exist and you should shut up.
xAllygator 1
That was really lame, #73.
poiuytjfffc 0
Ya 73, chill
colliebuddz420 7
Maybe it's gods way of saying women shouldn't drive :P
Chickmechanic69 0
smooth
moig_fml 0
i really wish people would elaborate on these...
karmaking 0
Hahaha!
Dr_Phil 0
Anyone need a *******? Only gay guys please.
tehhboss 6
Wtf?
eddeeezzyy 19
This FML. Not a sex site, ya ****.
Silas_fml 0
Every student's waking wet dream.
PureGold 0
Oh no!! :( But we could use a little more info lol...
such_is_life_fml 0
Haha, I heard that somebody drove into MY school today too!! Don't suppose you live in Doylestown?
adelaide_evening 0
Well, did you make it on time?