RaYan
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
shilpajayseanfan
Canada
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
vinniesuckmadack
United States
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Sonakshi
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Detained
Today, I forgot to bring a letter to my secondary school, so I went to detention. I told them it got lost, but it's only when my parents phoned and told them the same thing that they believed it. So I got detention for nothing. FML
buddy
United States
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
littl3storm
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
itsawonderfulife
United States
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Nicole
United States
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
I hate my life
Today, I woke up and remembered that I'm in law school. Now, I'm about to go to sleep, and I'm still in law school. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Another great day to be alive
Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
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xMooMoox 0
Today, I thought you were a moron. Tomorrow I will think the same.
slyvanilla_creme 0
happened to me last year on labor day...
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Comments (125)
Wire54321 7
Priceless
musiclexii124 0
that's bad but not FML bad
jake3292 5
Better than waking up with a pube in your mouth. I should stop sucking so many dicks!!
SadinSherman 16
You don't have a calendar
brandon_marsh 4
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kickblocker 18
Haha I've done this before. My mom luckily caught me right before I walked out the front door though
aPieceOfFruit 16
I always go to school....for nothing
jocyyjayy 0
My alarm rang & ' ithought about going to ! jus as iwas about to get up , iremembered it was saterday & ' knocked out again . xp
angela3825 1
Omg I did that too!
Ajwc101 24
HAHA