RaYan
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
shilpajayseanfan
Canada
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
vinniesuckmadack
United States
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Sonakshi
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Detained
Today, I forgot to bring a letter to my secondary school, so I went to detention. I told them it got lost, but it's only when my parents phoned and told them the same thing that they believed it. So I got detention for nothing. FML
buddy
United States
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
littl3storm
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
itsawonderfulife
United States
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Nicole
United States
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
I hate my life
Today, I woke up and remembered that I'm in law school. Now, I'm about to go to sleep, and I'm still in law school. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Another great day to be alive
Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
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xMooMoox 0
Today, I thought you were a moron. Tomorrow I will think the same.
slyvanilla_creme 0
happened to me last year on labor day...
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TheProdigyLol 0
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newguy12 0
not really an FML, just go buy a calendar
chosha_fml 27
#12 Exactly. It's like those super Orthodox guys that book a flight and then refuse to sit next to a woman. And if the flight attendants and other passengers don't accommodate this, they stand in the aisle and get in the way.
Bobhope124 0
This is fake unless you are a complete loser. This would only work if you thought today was friday when it actually is saturday. That would mean you spent your entire night, last night, at home as if it were a school night. You life is ******, though not because you came to school on a saturday, but because you're a complete loser.
Bobhope124 0
this is fake unless you are a complete loser. this would only work if u thought was friday when it was really saturday. that would mean you spent your friday night at home like a school night. your life is ******, but not because of coming to school on a weekend, but because you are complete loser
Bobhope124 0
This is fake unless you are a complete loser. This would only work if you thought today was friday when it actually is saturday. That would mean you spent your entire night, last night, at home as if it were a school night. You life is ******, though not because you came to school on a saturday, but because you're a complete loser
ashbash92 0
That sucks! But not a fml. I don't see how people think this is fake... It happens to a lot of people.
AnnieSure 0
Owned. x )
sucksferyou 1
NOT AN FML
herby123 0
wow terrible life i feel for u
katie_bby 0
LMFAO #4.