RaYan
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
shilpajayseanfan
Canada
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
vinniesuckmadack
United States
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Sonakshi
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Detained
Today, I forgot to bring a letter to my secondary school, so I went to detention. I told them it got lost, but it's only when my parents phoned and told them the same thing that they believed it. So I got detention for nothing. FML
buddy
United States
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
littl3storm
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
itsawonderfulife
United States
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Nicole
United States
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
I hate my life
Today, I woke up and remembered that I'm in law school. Now, I'm about to go to sleep, and I'm still in law school. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Another great day to be alive
Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
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xMooMoox 0
Today, I thought you were a moron. Tomorrow I will think the same.
slyvanilla_creme 0
happened to me last year on labor day...
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Comments (125)
coatl45 11
He probably would have said something or stood when she went to sit, but a lot of people tend to take that the wrong way. This monk was probably just someone who preferred to take the punishment than allow his order be seen in a poor light by strangers.
HawaiiThad 14
That's really stupid. Organized religion is dumb.
bphind722 15
That's not at all what it's based on. They believe in no temptation. For all of history, monks have given up relationships with the opposite sex to focus on their faith 100%. Please do not try to blame it on the fact of them thinking, "women are dirty".
rydersmomma16 21
Wow you are pretty presumptuous #7. Does everyone in the world OTHER than Americans and Europeans inherently know women cannot sit next to monks? What a neat skill to be born with.
DoomedGemini 38
It could be based on sexual thought rather than a sexist thought? And from my understanding, you can't exactly ignore a rule you dislike and be a monk..
DoomedGemini 38
You didn't know, but at least you do now. It's unfortunate, but it was an accident.
sylveon 14
It could have been unplanned. People do like to have random conversations. And it's not like you're going to learn or remember EVERYTHING about another culture just like that.
jahp 7
I thought monks took a vow of silence?