Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Detained
Today, I forgot to bring a letter to my secondary school, so I went to detention. I told them it got lost, but it's only when my parents phoned and told them the same thing that they believed it. So I got detention for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
I hate my life
Today, I woke up and remembered that I'm in law school. Now, I'm about to go to sleep, and I'm still in law school. FML
Another great day to be alive
Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
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xMooMoox 0
Today, I thought you were a moron. Tomorrow I will think the same.
slyvanilla_creme 0
happened to me last year on labor day...
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scateice 0
so, this happens to everybody
beaverdogmouse 0
you deserve it for having 2 feet
kira822_fml 0
That happened to me once. I as in fourth grade and by alarm went off. I got ready and was just about to I down stairs when my dad tells me to go back to my room. I sit on my bed and my mom comes in and asks what I am doing. I tell her I thought it was time for school. It was actually midnight and the power had gone off and reset my clock. I couldn't fall back asleep! F my earlier life! Lawl!
irockurworld 0
How is this an fml? Its nothing
mightydouche 0
i did that once. my family reset my alarm so it would go on saturday and convinced me it was friday, they even drove me to school dumped me there and took my phone and wallet so i had to walk 5 km home. i guess i deserved it for believing them it wasn't really that bad. not really an fml
pxxxy 0
it happens, lol.
elliekinslurvsya 0
The school I went to Kindergarten in would have short days sometimes, and on those days none of the kindergarteners went to school. One day when I was in Kindergarten, my mom woke me up in the morning and told me it was time to go to school. She sent me off on the bus, and when I got to school there weren't any kindergarten teachers there. That's when my mom realized I didn't have school that day. Yaaay. haha don't you just hate when that happens? we did the same thing to my sister once, on a Saturday. Woke her up and said she missed the bus, and she ran around getting ready and it wasn't until she had dashed out the door that she realized that yesterday had been Friday.... =P
jeffrey0000 0
wtf? please tell me you're in college and not in highschool. cuz if youre in hs, isnt school like at least 7 hours long? how can you not realize that you do not have school for that long...?
Miikaylaa 0
i was reading this in class today, i literally nearly wet myself laughing. then the class hated me for disturbing their work. FML. I'm sorry, but i find things like this funny :) oh im so lame,
applesmoothiee 2
yeah you are lame
tomandhicky 0
u tit