Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
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scarletscarface 10
that must have been awkward :)
Feklfekl2222 32
I hope it wasn't sarcastic applause. If it was your parents are just mean.
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Comments (151)
jordanlite 16
Hilarious!
thisbitchlys 0
i sing to my fishes. yolo!(:
nycgreendiamond 0
Jaja so funny
julialinn 2
At least you didn't tell your cat all of your secrets.
freshx_fml 6
This isn't an FML.
ChickenNuggets22 0
Next stop, American Idol. :D
ThecomingofTan 9
" Thank you for that wonderful applause. I'd like to thank my mom and dad, Jacques Cousteau, that guy who gropes me in City Hall, and Bank of America for finally making me join their Nazi regime. Now where is my goddamn award"?
PRpandaz 6
Why would you spend a half hour singing to your cat?
SassyOkie 9
Why not?!
taerts 9
Looks like your audience enjoyed your performance!
cheer4everever 0
U sing to ur cat?!?!
blackwidowtaco 31
Problem?