Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
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scarletscarface 10
that must have been awkward :)
Feklfekl2222 32
I hope it wasn't sarcastic applause. If it was your parents are just mean.
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Comments (151)
SignUpisntcool 3
Congratulations! You've just been punked.
crimsonprodigy 15
How did your cat react!?
KiwiKitten 2
I sing to my kitty all the time, regardless of whether or not my family is home. They usually just stare at me awkwardly, but why not have some fun? :)
Darkruler 5
It's not unusual...
jerryk 2
Pacifist, I'm not a war monger I just hate your point of view...
MissRoxiie 12
Im sure your cat think you have talent :)
lolfood 24
Half an hour singing to your cat?! Wow.
twilightluvr101 4
that's dedication right there!
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
The dog enjoyed it!
twilightluvr101 4
it's a cat.....!
coried91 28
I think he was just trying to make a funny but failed. I could be wrong but it came across as that.
kelly97 0
I always double check I'm home alone before I start singing and dancing around my house. I was singing to my cat today and I think she liked it cuz when I started walking around she was following me and she never does that
RodderstheLegend 5
Singing to your cat...You need to get a manfriend, a women friend or...a *****.
Discombobulated9 12
Because singing to your cat is the first sign of sexual frustration?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Why is something innocent and fun like singing to your cat usually met by 'man you need some action, you sad lonely human being.' Going out and finding a fuckbuddy instead of indulging in hobbies to keep you pleasantly occupied is in fact what is sad and lonely.
DrMime 10
Because it's strange to sing to your pussy, would a man ever talk to his testicles? Maybe a prep tall before the big game, but no, never like that.
arielzbkny 0
Wait you sang to it for a half hour? You must have no life...
Discombobulated9 12
Or he/she had no life for half an hour. I guess us mere mortals wouldn't know what it's like to have every five minutes of our lives filled with some sort of worthy activity, unlike yourself.
_Full_of_excuses 5
Hey, you got applause! All I would have gotten is a "please for the love of God stop singing!"