Today, I realized that my two year-old likes to help with the groceries. And by help, I mean hide a bag of chicken. It's been two weeks since I went grocery shopping and I still can't find it, but it smells like something died in my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we found out the god-awful smell in our truck was actually coming from the whole uncooked chicken I thought the store forgot to ring up over two weeks ago. It had fallen out of the bag and under the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML
Today, I was wondering why my home smelled so weird, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML
Today, while eating dinner, my child picked up a piece of their chicken off the floor and put it in their mouth. It wasn’t until during bath time did I realize it wasn't chicken but poop that fell out of their diaper. FML
Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML
Today, my six-year-old daughter organized a treasure hunt… for our cat. She hid the contents of an entire bag of cat food all around the house. FML
Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment after work, only be to greeted by an awful smell. I searched every inch of the place, convinced something had died. After an hour of searching around, I found the source: a single forgotten boiled egg in one of my backpack's pockets. I will never forget the smell of sulphur or whatever it was. FML
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Kermy1113 23
This is when discipline comes into place
DeathofCareBear 21
Sniff it out, you can do it.
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DeathofCareBear 21
Sniff it out, you can do it.
Smurphy121 23
Don't you just love little kids? My niece hid the remote and it took almost two hours to find it and when we did she laughed her head off.
extrasnipes 22
Wow almost exactly the same fml right?
Tamandua 19
I really have no idea why you were downvoted for relating to the FML #2.
gogo44444 28
#45 it's because it has nothing to do with OP's FML, she hid the remote and if you lose the remote you can easily turn on the tv by the tv but OP's two year old daughter/son hid CHICKEN! A food that can attract bed bugs, ants and even worse to your house, and it's been in the house for two weeks so that's already bad because it maybe had already attracted the bugs to her home and maybe that's what she's worried about
Kermy1113 23
This is when discipline comes into place
mattzawesome 28
If I had pulled something like that my ass would be getting the belt after 5 min.
chuka81 27
You do realize that the OP stated the child is merely two years old? Unless the discipline simply entails explaining to the child that hiding bags if chicken is wrong, I don't see what else OP can do.
allforfun 23
*play
nwheeler011 5
I agree with you that discipline in important. But how do you discipline a two year old who knows no better?
Krypt1c 11
Must have a large house
ionxcore 19
That or she's just that good at playing hide the chicken and smell like death. Lol
FlyingLeumer 19
Those fumes can be deadly, I know from experience. Maybe call a fumigation team and do some spring cleaning to find it?
clairelaliberte 16
Chicken fumes? Are we talking about the same thing?
tracynicole1 16
Search in all areas on his level. Good luck!
blcksocks 19
How the **** does a 2 year old lift a bag of chicken and hide it In such a place that you aren't able to find it?
SkullsRules1 26
Two year olds are crafty man, and it'll always be hidden in the place you'll least expect it.
nicole1765 14
Im pretty sure OP just has to check the lower house of everything. (Under the beds, the closet floors etc.) I have a two year cousin at home and while finding small things is difficult, finding big things (i.e the chicken) shouldn't be hard unless OP's house is big or has alot of stuff inside (as in crowded).
Dominus101 20
Was thinking the same damn thing smh
addioty 19
That's really cute. Good luck -- maybe bring a friend's dog over?
Rei_Ayanami 18
This is a very good idea!
worldclassrager 41
Apparently following your nose isn't helping...they can help just give them the non-perishable bag(s)
RickySleeves 20
I smell fowl play