Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
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scarletscarface 10
that must have been awkward :)
Feklfekl2222 32
I hope it wasn't sarcastic applause. If it was your parents are just mean.
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Comments (151)
Unlucky_Gun 0
They were applauding because they thought you were good. Singing to your cat isn't any worse than talking to it
Trooth 13
Thats not that bad. I'm sure your parents have seen you doing weirder things
inaphansoa 9
Were you singing actual songs or was it more like a carol of the meows?
Alecksander 4
Why would they stand there for 30 minutes? I would tell someone to shut the **** up after 5.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Who knows, OP might actually be a good singer.
Cruewhore 5
Aww how sweet of you! Did they all enjoy it?
bubo_fml 11
You're lucky...I whine & beg for the pussy & never get applauded for my efforts!
coried91 28
I must say, almost every comment you make on here is degrading towards women with all the sexual comments. No one ever thumbs you up so why do you even bother? Oh and you're a pig.
bubo_fml 11
I must say, if I'm such a revolting swine, why do YOU bother to read my "almost every comment?"
xXkingmikeXx 5
When you wake up you will find yourself in a mental asylum
alexamichelle 0
Happens to me all the time
classpyromaniac 6
Three questions: one: why were you singing to your cat; Two: what song were you singing? Or was it just made up?; Three: Why did you spend an entire 30 mins doing this?
classpyromaniac 6
p.s. If it were my cat, and your face got within two feet it, especially with that singing, you'd wake up in the ICU, with one kidney missing
coried91 28
How do you know how they sing? Have you heard them before?