Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
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Libbyy 0
ouch what a bitch
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
that's when you grab your phone, and pretend to take a call, then walk by her, telling your "friend on the phone" that you did the dare, but that the fat bitch's phone was disconnected. then make a comment about her being poor and keep walking.
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Comments (157)
ezflip 0
Caller ID is this new invention that alltel supplies most if not all of their phones with...they also like to put like 6 or 7 alltel specific numbers in your phonebook that you can't delete. If you get a txt from alltel, it will say FROM ALLTEL! you sir, are a douche!
Drekos 0
stalker
uguysareidiots 0
how did she know you have alltell?
oarisimo 4
53 she has altell dummy
hellomynameis_ 0
Smart girl...
bignasty1102 0
you should have put her whole number in the post so everyone could have told her how we felt, and your life is f****ed
matty_d 0
this fmylife comes from the grayson county area?
ayoooooo 0
fail. hahaaaa. she's smart too.
antimony 0
she's not that smart seeing as being disconnect would be a call not a text...
allie2590 31
"Kept texting her"? Hmm... It sounds like she might've been getting annoyed with you.
kaitlindarenee 9
it never said he kept texting her
drchesler 0
Wow, you're full of crap. How could you have texted her today, and then heard her talking about the text "the next day?" You must have a time machine. Is it a DeLorean? Does Christopher Lloyd follow you on all your adventures?