Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML
Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML
Today, I got a new phone. Only after berating the Sprint employee and Apple support desk because I could not call, text, or access the Internet did I find out that I didn't need to buy a new phone. It was just on airplane mode. FML
Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML
Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
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Top comments
kerrygirl 13
why wouldn't you have just sent a text to yourself first to see if it delivered or not......
Funambulist 0
Get better friends :)
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Comments (82)
GGnoRe 0
Haha go expand your social life more, or get out from under that rock you live in ;)
no1askdu 5
yes i agree.... how is this an FML anyways....the world is not going to end because your friends dont text you...go out meet new ppl live your life
BionicBlue 0
agreed, people dont text you because you sit home all day texting people instead of doing something
lol123mely 0
well maybe she only has a few friends, and her parents are strict and dont let her go out as much as others? i could see why this is a fml. if my friends did this to me i would be upset as well
lol123mely 0
sorry i confused the op as a girl i meant "him"
the_stereotype 0
i'm going to say it's not an FML but I'm still giving you YDI anyway. you didn't have to go to the store just because your text wasn't responded to. i mean, unless someone had said, i replied back or something...you pretty much had no reason to go to the store. no offense, but i think it's kind of pathetic. on the plus side, it might not mean that you don't have friends...just that they don't have unlimited texting and don't want to pay for unnecessary texts
ThatOneGuy921 0
no1askdU
kerrygirl 13
why wouldn't you have just sent a text to yourself first to see if it delivered or not......
Intoxicunt 6
Seriously, you can send texts online. You should have sent one to yourself. With friends like those, who needs anonymous barely-acquaintances who think you're creepy?
plexico 4
My favorite variation on the old saw is: With friends like that, who needs enemas?
Intoxicunt 6
Haha. Permission to steal? I like it.
plexico 4
With pleasure.
girlwhoactshigh 0
Well i guess you dont have freinds :D heres a thought how about you spend less time on the computer and more time out in the real world :D
Funambulist 0
Get better friends :)
allmidnighteyes 11
He can't get better ones if he doesn't have any to begin with ;D
kewlcat 0
that happened to me except my phone was actually broken. but to test that you send a text to yourself.
gratn 0
Haha FYL. But seriously get out more.
Stupidpoorpeople 0
Deal with it.
another_guy 0
Why do you call them friends?
cutiepiex3 0
Totally agree (:
anonymous595 0
ur pretty:-)