Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
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Libbyy 0
ouch what a bitch
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
that's when you grab your phone, and pretend to take a call, then walk by her, telling your "friend on the phone" that you did the dare, but that the fat bitch's phone was disconnected. then make a comment about her being poor and keep walking.
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Comments (157)
skeez_fml 0
sup stalker
Bubs_fml 0
Yeah, you cannot show interest in a girl. That ruins the game for them. You have to act like you don't give a crap about them, because it's all in the thrill of the chase. Even if she's the most beautiful girl in the world, and even if she obviously is attracted to you, you can't show them any attachment. It's good to give them the impression that you've got other girls to see and other stuff to do, even if you don't. Reference the song "Don't Mug Yourself" by The Streets.
kandy_fml 0
FYL because she was a bitch about it when she didn't have to be. YDI for obsessively texting her and obviously annoying her.
Sam_Dmongmong 0
you have the same area code as my family
Neenertastic 0
agree with #13...texting is annoying...try CALLING her and TALKING to her. And don't send more than one. Just good text-iquette. I've had shizzle blow up in my face over misread and missent texts...bad news.
jesslackszazz 0
Lmao, how'd you not know it was her? And you must be a creepy mofo if she had to go to that length to get rid of you.
guitardedman 0
haha what a bitch.
BaldOuting 0
That girl is messed up.
humorizer 14
"TODAY, I blah blah.... THE NEXT DAY AT LUNCH, blah blah" He's got psychic powers.
jng131 0
i completely agree with #26 if you KEPT texting her, and she didn't respond, that should be enough of a hint that she doesn't wanna talk to you. when you do that it makes a girl immediately lose interest & id probably do that same thing if a guy was annoying me.