Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
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Libbyy 0
ouch what a bitch
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
that's when you grab your phone, and pretend to take a call, then walk by her, telling your "friend on the phone" that you did the dare, but that the fat bitch's phone was disconnected. then make a comment about her being poor and keep walking.
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Kiquick 0
I'm with #3 on the phone number. And "thanks?" It wasn't a good idea for her to talk and laugh about it when you could potentially be nearby but I think she was just trying to let you off easily. She may not have thought it out thoroughly but I think that may have been her initial intention.
cherisse_fml 0
I feel bad for the guy ... we have all been there. really like someone and just go a little overboard. he sounds young and i am sure when we were all in middle school/high school we might have done the same. i think that the girl was mean ... keep your head up high and smile... there are nicer girls out there!!
00_fml 0
Represent the 903!
RandomPower 0
That's a Texas area code. Northeast Texas, in fact... that's where I'm from... rep 903!
bitca 0
Dude, do you have any idea how annoying it is to keep getting texts when you aren't into it? I've told guys before that I'm really busy and can't talk yet five minutes later my phone goes off again. Take it for what it is. If she wants to talk to you, she has your number.
braFTW 0
1. You should've noticed the "strange" number. 2. Move on, never look back, be happy instead.
kellster 2
Uh, if someone doesn't respond to you after one or two texts, MAX, stop texting them!!!! Unless you were hoping to be thought of as an insane, controlling, stalker-type. If so, kudos, sir. Mission accomplished! And how WERE you too dumb to recognize her number??
umrao19 0
ur a fucken ididot fakeeeee fML ur a loser hahahahaha
903GIGEMAGGIES 0
REPPIN 903!!!! I'm from HUNT COUNTY, Greenville area..i go to Texas A&M college station right now. that sounds like a 903 girl.. those north/east texas girls will treat you wrong. most of them at least. she did you a favor bro, get away while you can.
Scrambles 0
I have to admit, that was pretty smooth AND it got you to leave her alone!