Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML
Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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Tipsybeaver 0
In his defense, that game is awesome.
Ybot_fml 0
Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?
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xqme 0
you should go out and buy the other part....and then raise pokemon to own his ass. that ought to teach him to place pokemon before you! i just hope he doesn't take the motto "gotta catch em all" to his sexual practices [reference: xkcd]
genius_man16 1
I think this all depends on the age. If you guys are out of high school then this is a definite FML. If not then it's not that big of a deal. At any rate, the guy is retarded for not wanting to have sex with you. You should not give him any sex for several months just to get him back, and when he asks just be like "sorry, doing homework" or something
loser_fml 1
I'm on his side all the way, sorry matee
wienerwagon 0
#19, it's not that rare for most people's girlfriend's to want sex. I'm sorry you've had such luck. Also, why does the relationship between playing pokemon and having sex have to be mutually exclusive? He only needs his hands to train his new origin-form Giratina, his penis is all yours.
mandyism 0
What #37 said. Besides, Platinum is great. Don't be such a bitch about it.
This_Guy 0
Gotta catch em all, ya know.
Chibi_fml 9
#37 and #75 FTW! If you made him wait, you can wait for him. Even if you think it's because of the stupidest reason in the world, if you really cared about him you'd be willing to wait until he is ready. Just because he wants to play his game doesn't mean you're at the bottom of his priorities or something stupid like that, and it definitely doesn't mean you should dump him. And, I'm a girl, twenty years old, and I've Platinum pre-ordered for over a week. I picked it up yesterday with much excitement. If you're not a Pokemon fan, you just don't get it. Think of something that you really love to do. Take watching a movie. If you've been waiting a long time for a particular movie to come out, and finally the release day comes, if your boyfriend said, "I'm ready to have sex" would you go to the movie or go be with him? Your time will come, be patient.
Unknown_user23 0
SERIOUSLY WTF is wrong with that guy... personally i play video games but if your girlfriend tells you she wants to have sex with you YOU DON'T BLOW HER OFF FOR A NEW GAME YOU TAKE THE CHANCE SHE GIVES YOU!!!!!!
Unknown_user23 0
P.S. by the way don't dump him yet just try and talk but he really doesn't have you up high on his priority list
kapay 0
Pfft. I'm 23 and I'd have done the same thing. My g/f withholds sex from me so why couldn't I do the same back. At least I'd have an excuse.