Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML
Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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Tipsybeaver 0
In his defense, that game is awesome.
Ybot_fml 0
Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?
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frost_fml 0
****! I knew I forgot to get something on Sunday! Yes I am 19, yes I am a girl and hell yes I still play pokemon. There was and still is alot of hype around Platinum, give it a few weeks and it will go down. But if a remake of pokemon gold and silver comes out then say bye bye to sex for months. Also pokemon is Nintendo, you never mess with Nintendo.
loopy_fml 0
That's what you get for dating a 12 year old.
bexox 0
Omg... it would be one thing if he didn't want to b/c he wasn't ready or whatev... but seriously, pokemon?!?! That's sad! Oh, and if my bf texted me saying that, I would tell him to be naked by the time I got there, btw. ;) Pokemon over sex... what is the world coming to?
bryan314 0
My first thought was "what, is he 10?" Then I started thinking about it. you're rather lucky to have a guy who loves you for more than just the sex. Yes, he chose a video game over sex with you, but, if you think about it, he's really saying "I want to give you my full and undivided attention, this is more than just calisthenics." Give him some time, wait for the newness of the game to wear off, and see what a gamer can do when he's giving his full attention to something.
Mydixienormous 0
So what you're saying is you just saved 3 disappointing minutes of your life that you would never get back? High Five!
Tehalon 0
I know adult women who still play pokemon.. what ever rocks their boat i say. I would pick Starcraft 2 over sex, sex is great but it aint everything!
ya_know 0
pokemon? **** is he 7?
Jesus_is_cool 0
Pokemon is wonderful! :D
jwesburn 0
That shit is whack, everyone knows you're supposed to bang first, then eat some awesome food, then play video games if you want a perfect day.
audiogasmic 0
hahahahahahahah @ #100 that was great XD She never said anything about making him wait, most of you guys are jumping to huge conclusions without knowing anything other than she wanted to have sex and he wanted to play his video game first. However.. You can't expect to be like "I want sex now." and him just drop everything and come satisfy you. Also, guys see things like video games in a more important light than girls do. I've come to accept that guys want to play video games and if I bitch about it they're going to leave me for nagging them and trying to force myself on them all the time. Not good