Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML
Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Tipsybeaver 0
In his defense, that game is awesome.
Ybot_fml 0
Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (483)
Mewtwo_fml 1
#21 has it spot-on. Regardless of whether or not it was a Pokemon game, a gamer waiting for a game to be released has probably been waiting for the opportunity to play that game for several months. They've been looking forward to it more than a random sex act with you, and thus it's a higher priority. OP -- either break up with him so that he can find a girlfriend who's actually willing to share his interests, or at least give Pokemon a fair chance yourself so that you can share in it with him.
bennihana121 0
LAME!!!
1sharpchica 0
I really don't think people who play pokemon deserve to have sex. It may lead to procreation.
pinkfrenchrose 5
Well, it IS Pokemon Platinum. ;) JK But ouch... He coulda waited to play the game.
blackdogassault 0
Ah, ****, shit. I'm a gamer, a very addicted kind, but I'd take my gf over any game. What's more, what makes pokémon unforgivable is that it's the saaaaame damn game than Diamond/Pearl (and pretty much the same for non-competitive players since Red/Blue)...
ell3x0 0
dude the fact that your even dating a dude who likes pokemon, and the fact that he GETS SOME is DEFINITLEY a FYL.
PepPlacid127 0
Dude. I'd play any Pokemon over sex any day of the week. Just be glad it's not WoW- Pokemon does have an end.
pupleman 0
No pokemons continuous! :D
Nicktoon 0
iv heard this story befor but it wasnt pokemon.
SucksToBeYa 0
HAHAH! Yes! Your boyfriend made the right choice! POKEMONNNNNNNNNNN
AntiChrist7 0
youre own fault if you choose a game addicted poke-fan. says more about you than about him