Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML
Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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Top comments
Tipsybeaver 0
In his defense, that game is awesome.
Ybot_fml 0
Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?
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Comments (483)
xhunterrrr 0
I agree with #16. :P
Fuck34 0
Wow, that's pathetic. There is no game on the planet that is worth turning down perfectly good sex. Oh yea...and when he's over that, you should cut him off.
rinnychan 2
It bothers me when people have that whole 'he'd rather do ____ than ____ with you? dump him!' attitude. His whole life can't be about you, and it's not his fault that he's excited about the game. It would distract him from being able to fully concentrate on having sex, too, and since it's the first time for the two of you I'm sure he also wants it to be perfect.
FuckedUpLife123 0
OMG platinum is out! FINALY
poke_master 0
Haha, that is pretty great.
Calm_Mind 0
In his defense, Pokemon Platinum is the epitome of awesomeness. I'm playing it right now. ^_^
starcheckered 0
you deserved this for ASKING your boyfriend if he wanted to have sex with you, especially via text message. either get up the balls to ask in person when you're getting it on, or just let it happen!
ladybeatle 0
As a female who thoroughly enjoys sex...#37 and #75 all the way. And boys love video games, btw. It's like...if your favorite store just opened up in a local mall and you made plans with a friend to go shopping that day...I guess. Would you ditch the plans to have sex with your boyfriend? Hopefully not.
Callyn 47
Why is it that whenever a woman doesn't want to have sex we're all supposed to respect her decision but if a guy doesn't want to have sex it's an FML for his girlfriend? Not every guy wants to have sex ALL THE TIME, there are plenty of other things we enjoy doing. He'll be bored with Platinum in a day or two and it'll all go back to normal.
kevin_19 0
haha #8 im with u on SC2