Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I woke up in a puddle of blood after 7 hours of sleep. Before going to bed, I had inserted a tampon that should've kept me dry for at least 8 hours. Apparently it doesn't work well if sleepy me forgets to take the top part of the plastic wrapping off. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
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Top comments
22jrdn55 15
"**** yourself!" is only a phrase, don't take it too literally!
efemel94 7
Tell me about it, putting a tampon in my penis felt so unnatural at first :/
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Comments (363)
disney_blonde 16
Read the instructions in the box carefully, that's why they're there.
xoxoemo22 5
Same mine hurts to much and anyway my period is to heavy so I can't wear tampons. And they go up anyway. I call it rape day when I try
underguarded 20
I guess reading the instructions wasn't on your to do list. I only ****** up once the first time I got tampons. After that you should learn pretty quickly why it' hurts or isn't working...
lovjdk 0
we call it struggle *******, here in Courtaney B.C
Undead4life 1
Was it good for you?
Ashley91129 6
I don't understand why people use tampons in the first place... tampons are much, much, much more comfy.
dailyreader 3
You mean pads?
onorexveritas 24
I've never used a tampon...im scared lol
BalletGirl16 0
Mmm, same :/
Clamcreepy 7
Who better to do it than your self right?
Justy101 23
I know this sounds really gross, but use a mirror. That way you know where everything is and you can see what you're doing. Trust me, it helps!
Akharr01 5
I did it the first try!!
Akharr01 5
If you get the rift kind it's easier!
Akharr01 5
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