Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I woke up in a puddle of blood after 7 hours of sleep. Before going to bed, I had inserted a tampon that should've kept me dry for at least 8 hours. Apparently it doesn't work well if sleepy me forgets to take the top part of the plastic wrapping off. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
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22jrdn55 15
"**** yourself!" is only a phrase, don't take it too literally!
efemel94 7
Tell me about it, putting a tampon in my penis felt so unnatural at first :/
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Comments (363)
gabbykinz13 9
I hate it when people think they so mature. So what if it's her first time using a tampon? Not everything is easy for everybody
Okayitwasme 0
Ya, I ended up buying one of every brand for my twin girls to try. They thought it was gross at first. It's what fits you and what style works best. They gave away what they didn't like.
TrinaCM 2
Being that tampons come with stupid proof instructions it's extremely sad that you had several unsuccessful try's at inserting a tampon. 2 or 3 times is understandable but feeling you raped yourself after is both ignorant and poor choice of words to explain
THE_A_TEEN 28
Aaawww, someone being nervous doing something for the first time and giving a description about how they felt makes you sad and think she's ignorant. How cute. I'm a guy, I don't understand the menstrual cycle that clearly and even I think you're a total Fuckshit...
Poser1337 5
I used to insert tampons. Then I took a sword to the chest.
babyz17 0
It's rly not tht bad the first time I used one it hurt a lil jus dnt have to be a lil pussy bout it sry not to be mean jus Sayn
THE_A_TEEN 28
DOCBASTARD, WE NEED YOUR IDIOT-ENGLISH TRANSLATOR ENGINE!!!!
FMLsince94 5
Hold on so your saying pads and tampons are used for the same thing
Meesersuperman1 4
Pads are ******* disgusting.
rudikk99 2
Let me guess, u r a male
rudikk99 2
Just push it dipper and u will feel ok like nothing inside
hellodeandra 8
Just relax, it hurts at first (especially if you're a virgin) but after a day or so, you won't even notice :)
XxdaniixX14 3
Yeah, I won't try tampons until after I'm married ..