Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. When I took it out, a big chunk of dog hair came with it. I think I'm too grossed out to ever use it again. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I found out the little blue thing that my roommate has been sterilizing by boiling in our shared coffee maker, is a menstrual cup. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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cuz803 46
Why would he look at you differently? It may be a little gross but it's your natural body function. Maybe I'm spewing dumbshit cause I'm a dude but I don't think he should look at you differently over your that.
tido26 18
So he is ok sticking his dick in, but not his fingers when it could easily become a serious issue with no intervention?
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cuz803 46
Why would he look at you differently? It may be a little gross but it's your natural body function. Maybe I'm spewing dumbshit cause I'm a dude but I don't think he should look at you differently over your that.
AJ_I_AM 8
stop commenting seriously on FML's 😂
cuz803 46
You referring to me, mate? Whether you are or not, I hope whoever you're referring to continues to just to piss you off. You have zero say in demanding someone to stop commenting. Have a good day...sir
tido26 18
So he is ok sticking his dick in, but not his fingers when it could easily become a serious issue with no intervention?
bleachedraven 14
If he's old enough to use a ******, he's old enough to know how one works.
She's Got Moxie 14
I feel you! I panicked the first few times I tried to take mine out! Figured out you have to do it in the shower and can’t rely on the little tiny tab that you’re supposed to pull. It’s a learning process for sure. I love the idea but still have to find one that’s the right fit for me. Hopefully your bf gets over it. It’s a natural part of life! Men see children being born and are fine.. if not you deserve better! Xo
xxlk4xx 6
took me a while to get the hang of mine too! I found I've had to cut the stems off because the stem bothers me too much, I also find taking it out in the shower works best for me
Yummi_913 18
I only ever had mine stuck once and it wasn't even the first or second period with it, but daaaaaaamn was that an experience!! I hope OP figures out how to make it work for her because cups are truly worth it ☺️
rainbowdonnareed 18
This is ridiculous its right up there with dont give birth in front of your spouse. If he's like most men he's going to be fine