Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I woke up in a puddle of blood after 7 hours of sleep. Before going to bed, I had inserted a tampon that should've kept me dry for at least 8 hours. Apparently it doesn't work well if sleepy me forgets to take the top part of the plastic wrapping off. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
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Top comments
22jrdn55 15
"**** yourself!" is only a phrase, don't take it too literally!
efemel94 7
Tell me about it, putting a tampon in my penis felt so unnatural at first :/
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Comments (363)
Enslaved 38
A few drops of KY makes them easier to use. I hate pads!
BostonBruinsFan 8
Why do you want a young girl to be horny?
ejjamael 5
did you smoke a cigarette after that?
KattAlex 4
I just read the directions over and over again until I felt confident that I wouldn't **** it up, especially since mine did not come with an applicator. Also, you have to make sure you are relaxed when you insert it or else it would just make the task harder.
MSvictoria 0
You gotta do it some day Hun, and just wait until you have sex lol the feeling is the same!
MuchDance90s 0
Speak for yourself ;) Sex feels amazing, Tampons not so much!
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I don't know what kind of "tampons" you were using, or what kind of "dick" you were *******, but I can't imagine how they would feel the same at all.
drawmyhearton_fml 3
I.... Don't get it. I don't get how come most girls fail at putting a tampon! It should go in easy because period blood lubricates. If it doesn't then your tampon is way too big for you! Once I gave one to my friend and she told me she couldn't put because she didn't find the hole *facepalm*
Katastrophe101 8
Some girls have a lighter period though. It's not always well lubricated. :)
likesyogurt 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
tampons arent that hard to use. fail.
beckyxD 13
Poor OP. I know how it feels. I'm still trying to figure them out, too.
amiewithaj 13
it gets easier with time (: I started using em years before I had sex so kinda felt the same way. just relax (: one foot up on the toilet seat makes it a bit easier. don't worry about it too much
creedaddict 9
Sure u don't have toxic shock syndrome ???
Katastrophe101 8
Do you even know what TSS is and how you get it? Shut your pie hole.
erikabt820 2
Tmi