Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I woke up in a puddle of blood after 7 hours of sleep. Before going to bed, I had inserted a tampon that should've kept me dry for at least 8 hours. Apparently it doesn't work well if sleepy me forgets to take the top part of the plastic wrapping off. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
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22jrdn55 15
"**** yourself!" is only a phrase, don't take it too literally!
efemel94 7
Tell me about it, putting a tampon in my penis felt so unnatural at first :/
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Comments (363)
risalucky13 6
Don't make fun cuz as a girl we all were there once not knowing how to insert one. And thinking we kno how and didn't want to use the directions. And not everyone has a mom or aunt or etc. to explain how to do it.So don't tell me we're all born knowing how to insert a tampon. Wtf how old are u. Immature you are.
Country29 16
Don't ya just love mother nature?
firefighterjohn 9
that sounds hot
marinebio 0
It's not that hard... It only took me one try
Dsa_x3 4
@why do peope use tampons? uhm because its absolutely disgusting to be sitting in class with a nasty pad full of blood. You're just sitting in your blood, its so gross! k thats all haha
MissCutiee 0
Way to "pop your own cherry".
bhai33 9
I can help next time :D
balletdancer21 11
The ones with applicators are best. It hurt my first time too but don't worry it'll get better (:
Kovu_fml 16
Sorry, but I wasn't retarded and actually knew how to put one in. It doesn't take a doctorate to figure it out.
solocredere12 4
Maybe you had a size that was too big. Once you find the right size, angle to insert it etc, the whole experience will be easier!