Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I woke up in a puddle of blood after 7 hours of sleep. Before going to bed, I had inserted a tampon that should've kept me dry for at least 8 hours. Apparently it doesn't work well if sleepy me forgets to take the top part of the plastic wrapping off. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
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Top comments
22jrdn55 15
"**** yourself!" is only a phrase, don't take it too literally!
efemel94 7
Tell me about it, putting a tampon in my penis felt so unnatural at first :/
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Comments (363)
Popcorn11 1
Iv tried tampons!! But i dont really like them... The only time I use them is when swimming at the lake, or anytime im swimming! :)
MsMeiriona 2
I have no desire to switch. Tampons are uncomfortable for me. As a virgin with a very heavy flow, pads are just a better choice.
mserrato 8
Its not rape if you enjoy it
bella3911 6
Penis...
hanah5 6
My life haha
MikeyFilth13 0
wow you must be tight... wanna come over sometime?
MikeyFilth13 0
wow you must be tight... wanna come over sometime?
theMelimda 3
Raping yourself or not, It's worth it! Pads are ick!
iheartstupid 4
Are you a virgin? I know it sounds weird, but I tried tampons when I was a virgin and I couldn't do it-couldn't insert them, and if I did get one in I couldn't stand how it felt. Once I started having sex about a year and a half ago, I decided to try tampons again, and now I have no problem with them. Not saying you should go out and screw some random guy just so you can use tampons but, y'know.
Bullpine 11
This isnt an fml. All girls have to go through this. Suck it up
ChaosAngel17 14
Some girls use pads, some use tampons. Everyone's different.