karmavictim
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
riddick0846
United States
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
vstan
United States
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
turtle
United States
Pile on
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
newly passed, newly grassed
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
TerribleAim
I don't dare look
Today, I was trying to scare a squirrel away from my bird feeder. It was on my privacy fence, so I picked up a rock just to throw at the fence to startle it. I hit the squirrel in the head and he fell off on the other side. I don't know if he's okay or not. FML
Anonymous
United States
Psycho
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Anonymous
United States
Traumatized
Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
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Schlimpikins 0
You should have turned around and hit the first one for making you hit the second one.
elainelovesyou 7
That must've been his wife. Well done.
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rafty4life 3
Look at the possible bright side, you missed the fleeing woman squirrel and hit the creepy stalking rapist squirrel.
BeastlyNinjer 0
Today, my pet squirrel died, it was my first pet, and now my other squirrel won't eat. I'm going to find that son of a bitch! but seriously ydi, you could have swerved into a car and killed both the animals, a person driving with kids in the car, and yourself... that's how my friend died.
BWill9014 4
Why are you assuming that by swerving into the opposite lane OP would have been in a blind spot and have been unable to see cars coming in the other lane...? It could have been a clear road with no cars in the other lane or OP could of swerved a little within their own lane...
doctorspaceman 0
It's not an assumption, it's conjecture. the fact of the matter is that COULD have happened, and does happen in similar situations. human > squirrel It's better to be careful and not have someone's blood on your hands. That's how my aunt and her baby died.
IWillFuckYou 0
dude you are prob one of the worst trolls I've ever seen, and you post on every damn FML you sir need a ******* life rofl try to get laid before the age of 40 alright?
mk58 31
It was fate. One of those squirrels were destined to die as a result of your actions. lol. JK. Maybe your car is a squirrel magnet?
sourgirl101 29
And yet you replied?
Mitcha857 0
it's just a squirrel. in the grab scheme of things this is not a FYL moment. yea it sucks you killed something you didn't mean to it was stupid an jumped in front of your car! maybe it found out the banks foreclosed on his tree and couldn't take it.
Mitcha857 0
grand not grab bah!
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Five points for hitting the one
mk58 31
52, you need to shut up. Some people on here check back every so often and like to comment. Besides, most of us find Boners' comments funny.
cathylee22 4
awwww rip little squirrel
matt1990 0
u seem so upset.. what i see, is dinner.. be happy, youll be eatin a meal.