karmavictim
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Username
United States
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
riddick0846
United States
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
vstan
United States
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
turtle
United States
Pile on
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
newly passed, newly grassed
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
TerribleAim
I don't dare look
Today, I was trying to scare a squirrel away from my bird feeder. It was on my privacy fence, so I picked up a rock just to throw at the fence to startle it. I hit the squirrel in the head and he fell off on the other side. I don't know if he's okay or not. FML
Anonymous
United States
Psycho
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Anonymous
United States
Traumatized
Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
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Schlimpikins 0
You should have turned around and hit the first one for making you hit the second one.
elainelovesyou 7
That must've been his wife. Well done.
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mintcar 10
It's unfortunate that you hit 2 squirrels but be thankful that you didn't get hurt. Sometimes swerving to avoid hitting an animal can be dangerous. FTSL.
maskedman 9
One squirrel actually got away…but not for long.
KMilliron 2
Don't you mean **** the squirrels LACK of life? FTSLL...
LittleMonsterSam 5
PETA is gonna be after your blood!
iluvfmls456 0
So you're the one that ran over my squirrel! Sleep with one eye open.
Naomiiiii 0
MURDERER!
braindawgs 0
hahahah! that mental image made my day.
bigbadtim 7
You killed Rocky, Bullwinkle will be mad.
Wheredidgrungego 12
And mom told me he ran away!
mitchn60 6
Never swerve for animals in the road. About 33 years ago I drove straight through a couple hundred chickens some people were herding across the road at their farm. I came up this rise in the road and there they were. Looked like the biggest damn pillow-fight in my mirrors behind me - feathers flying everywhere!! Not to mention what I heard in the wheelwells of my truck...
maskedman 9
I have a nutsack that I have to carry with me everywhere. I keep it in my pants but every once in a while I like to whip it out and eat some cashews from it. I got it when I took a tour of the Planters factory. Also, my balls.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Quiet, everyone! He's talking about his balls!