Kevin
United Kingdom
Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
insurgent
Antwerpen, Belgium
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
Anon
Tracy, United States
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Emily
Mission Viejo, United States
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Diane
Toronto, Canada
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
mrdave
Canada
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
Casden
United States
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Anonymous
United States
Fake it til you make it
Today, while driving, I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML
sad
United States
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Anonymous
Denied
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Anonymous
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
Top comments
SimmoRocks 1
Your NECK?
GrammarNaziFTW 0
Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (184)
bjr1208 3
Ydi
cruxx 0
I think your hand would have worked just as well..
yougotapes 7
That's really lame... On the neck? How did u manage that?
emilymelizabeth 11
your neck? why not try your hand????
woahbro2slow 0
op is weird
abbyelizabeth 9
9: a mirror, with your hand, and a pen. Doesnt seem that difficult.
xlord 27
If OP is so desperate he should just try asking someone out. If that doesn't work then there is always chloroform.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
If they used a mirror then wouldn't it be backwards when some one read it? Or the "person" who wrote it would have had to have written it backwards.. Right? Or am I remembering mirror reading wrong?
xlord 27
^^^ and if that doesn't work there is always a bottle of lube, tissues and the epitome of mankind: Internet ****.
Doctorhowl 0
Wonder if he wrote it backwards in the mirror. That'd be a better FML
fakeaccountX 6
You deserve a punch to the face. Then it'd look like someone just plain hit you.
TheCylonmaster 3
I hope the ink seeped through your skin and went into your vitals for being a dumbass. I could only wish
chika_yeaah23 0
who hits on people by writing numbers in another persons neck? that doesn't make sense. ydi
KaskStunter 4
there is a button for that
AnonymousTroll 2
What's the phone number? I want to call it now.
NeatNit 33
I hate these 'baah I'm so lonely I had to lie about it' FMLs. They're ALWAYS YDI's and not funny :/
PeppermintPlum 4
Wow. Harsh lol
theaws0m3guy 4
Lol..."Hey! Why's my mom's phone number on your neck...."
jvc836 3
Yeah, way to show em!
madaoxsan 9
@67 WHAAAT? pots calling kettles kitchen wares?
SimmoRocks 1
Your NECK?
Josh67 1
Yah why not your forehead?
rexgar2000 10
I guess that would be hot if a girl wrote it on my neck.
Krista835 5
That's what I was thinking, I have yet to see someone give out their number by writing it on the persons neck haha.
somerandomdude19 2
Someone should hit on you.. Oops i mean hit you..
j_cat187 20
You could have it on your dick, but then again no one will ever see it.
sxe_beast 11
This sounds EXTREMELY pathetic.
NotAPedo 0
I just imagine the dude showing it off to all these people and some random old guy getting pissed off cause of the random calls he's been getting all day. "NO IM NOT NO LADY NAMED BRITTANY! ASSHOLES!!!" *slams vintage house phone*
False_Stupidity 42
That's what I don't get, if some chick wrote their number on my neck, how the **** would I read it the next day?
False_Stupidity 42
That's what I don't get, if some chick wrote their number on my neck, how the **** would I read it the next day?
RoflBagels 0
Mirrors are cool.
farhil 14
Did they write it backwards?
kgbjay 1
Lol ever is just like "oh add me on facebook" these days
MotleyManiac 7
Haha. This is quite possibly the most pathetic thing I've ever read. YDI for sure.
wilsontws 18
Did Edward sever any arteries?
NomOnShroomz 14
I think I see what you tried to do there...
tweetbaby14 18
Boo. ?
LadyGorgeous 4
Hmmm.
MotleyManiac 7
No.. Just no.
RecklessJellyBea 7
On your neck? You should have punched yourself in the face.
CyonideCyns 0
.... On your neck? That's stupid of you.
techweed 12
Nah, man, you don't have to do that, life isn't all about dating and sex
hairguitarhero 5
Yeah, there's pizza and video games. But they're still not as good as sex. I'm not saying go rape someone. But...
chessypie 0
WRONG
ThePokemonMaster 5
Its about becoming a pokemon master.
minisquid 9
Eat, drink, and drink more, for tomorrow ye shall have a weekend to sleep off thine hangover. That was too wordy. I'm gonna go brainstorm.
cookie_3008 4
1-800- LOSER.
olpally 33
Agreed... Op sounds desperate for attention.. Jeez
enonymous 9
Almost as sad as getting turned on while 2 dogs French kiss in a picture
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
OP ur sad...
newjerseyguy 0
I'm thinking that the poster gets alot of rejection hotline numbers.
ssoccerchick97 16
That's too long :]
alexangel33 18
The puppies in your pic are getting more action then op lol
GrammarNaziFTW 0
Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.
RyanMacVey 17
i generally go for the ****.. but never the neck :s
RedPillSucks 33
and write it in braile
rallets 23
with crayons
akallaan 7
Because that's definitely where someone writes their number. You must be really good looking into mirrors and reading stuff mirror imaged.
Lei_Aili 18
Numbers aren't very difficult to read backwards.
miz66independent 1
Op probably wrote the number backwards
acdc923 0
Hah! Dumbass!