karmavictim
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Username
United States
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
riddick0846
United States
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
vstan
United States
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
turtle
United States
Pile on
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
newly passed, newly grassed
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
TerribleAim
I don't dare look
Today, I was trying to scare a squirrel away from my bird feeder. It was on my privacy fence, so I picked up a rock just to throw at the fence to startle it. I hit the squirrel in the head and he fell off on the other side. I don't know if he's okay or not. FML
Anonymous
United States
Psycho
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Anonymous
United States
Traumatized
Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
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Schlimpikins 0
You should have turned around and hit the first one for making you hit the second one.
elainelovesyou 7
That must've been his wife. Well done.
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Comments (224)
porridge111 6
hahaha you should have stopped and waked for them to get out of the way xD
QueenOfBoredom 0
shun the ginger
ulicksam 0
Anyone that swerves or slams on their brakes for a squirrel is an idiot. You could have caused an accident and hit a child or another vehicle. Hey, but at least you wouldn't have run over a frickin' squirrel.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Am I the only one here who licked his lips and started salivating over the thought of roadkill squirrel?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
No, no, I did that too. Who wouldn't? Slap some bobbachu on dat hoe and we eatin' gourmet tonight!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
(licks lips some more and starts humping his desk phone)
Nadinek98 0
this conversation lMao
krez 20
Really it's all about the BBQ sauce.
leprachaun405 0
all ya need is a good spatula to scrape it up:D
kykyshay 0
you frighten me 32.
awesomemarcus 0
you are going to hell
cupcakemonster10_fml 0
lol smosh! I love smosh! nice dp :)
manic_maniac11 13
fyl
holymolybro 0
You are a horrible person. Think of the chain of deaths you've caused. You killed the squirrels wife, he's going to kill himself, them his children, then they're friends. To hell with you.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
This may have been the start of a squirrel genocide. The OP is now a Hitler impersonator. Nieder mit allen eichhörnchen! Heil karmavictim!
holymolybro 0
He's a ******' squirrel Nazi. :O
jhloa2 3
should have tried to hit them both! twice the points!
tjsomethin 9
Repost?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Op, that squirrel was trying to save the other! He had a lot of nuts, and was a courageous hero! You heartless dick. He's dead because of you!! D:
rompgr 0
win!
shaneac 0
Rompgr what is your picture? McDonalds ninja vs. KFC ninja?
TayonaC 10
haaaaaaa I love that picture!
_streets_ 19
ah that sucks, poor squirrel. My mother accidentally ran over a bunny the other day. And once while driving on the highway, i watched a cat get run over by a semi that was driving in front of me. The cat went around the wheel of the semi twice, it was so gross.
mk58 31
That is quite disgusting. XP