Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
joolee
Mrs Sin City , USA In a relationship
Just_Me_88
Salem, United States
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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Freudian slip
Today, I wrote an e-mail to a friend stating how hot my client was. I waited for her response, but received a response from my client stating, "I would readdress this accordingly." FML
sothisishowidie
Yigo, Guam
Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML