Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
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Malinkrot 3
at least you are trying to do something, not sitting around saying that it's ok to be overweight because "some people have genetic disorders" and calling skinny girls anorexic bitches
guckylynn 19
wow... and your life is ****** how?
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Comments (127)
euroautolover 0
... who the hell moderated this? this is one of the stupidest fml's I've ever seen.
Starfire22 5
.... your fighting with a sixteen year old? Real mature...
sethl 0
It is stupid shit like this that makes this site crap. Maybe one out of every ten FMLs are actually worth reading.
CallMeHush 1
So take your ball and go home.
repyourcliche 0
lmao this is hilarious SOMEONE'S PMSING!
perdix 31
Oh, snickerdoodles, WHODATNATION is not a pedophile, he's an ephebophile. At 5'9" and 140 lbs, your days of appearing to the world as a child are way behind you.
GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8
you suck that was a boring FML!!
alexisthename 0
^ Stop fighting, all of you! ::cries:: Whenever I'm PMS'ing, I simply crave salty foods and Macho Diet Cocks (not a typo). I'm a lover, not a fighter.
darkmis1 18
OMG! Here's an idea! Take the scale off the carpet and get your real weight! It's not that hard and it's NOT a FYL.
aj1218 0
...So this is what makes an FML now a days?
WHODATNATION 0
ha snickerdoodoo did u really think I was hitting on u hhaaha. I asked if u were 14 cuz u sound like one and if telling people to "f*ck off" is the height of ur intelligence then u deserve to be called snickerdoodoo (and don't even start about ur usual grammar nonsense) and why would I even check ur profile? is that what ur doing all day long here?