Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
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Top comments
Malinkrot 3
at least you are trying to do something, not sitting around saying that it's ok to be overweight because "some people have genetic disorders" and calling skinny girls anorexic bitches
guckylynn 19
wow... and your life is ****** how?
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Comments (127)
WHODATNATION 0
so her being 14 makes me pedophile? smart!
kaydee085 0
lmao @ the comments. :)
Flamp1 0
aww, you'll lose it eventually :) not really an fml because it's quite average :/
xxprettydisaster 0
i would put one up but then youd notice your fighting with a 16 year old now your the damn pedafile
babybubz 0
why is everyone so hostile?
babybubz 0
get your facts straight.. I never called you a bitch but I did INDEED call you obnoxious ..because you can be.
lagginwaggin 0
im on babybubz's side, only cuz she is hawt though.
blackirish44 0
I'll call her a bitch... Bitch
purpleisacolor 0
why is everyone always bitching on snickerdoodles for injecting some logic into the situation?
alexisthename 0
Snickerdoodles finally got a little angry at all the ginger comments. I wouldn't **** with her now that I know her measurements. Those tall chicks look even more menacing with heels on. I had a girlfriend who was her size and she became a cop. I always hear stories about how she takes down men faster than some of her male counterparts. You correct my grammar all you want, snickers.
lagginwaggin 0
WTF is that on your head? and where can I get one
samantha_durano 6
uhm, #23 losing six pounds wouldn't make you too skinny for your original clothes.. lmao.
xxprettydisaster 0
ugh just forget it!!! i dont wanna fight let alone over the internet...crazy shit can happen. talk crap to me idc just another voice for me to hear...
xxprettydisaster 0
And i dont have school tomarrow...Im sick??
samantha_durano 6
hahah, god damn calm down all of you. #21, I agree it is fun to read these lmao:)