Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
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Top comments
Malinkrot 3
at least you are trying to do something, not sitting around saying that it's ok to be overweight because "some people have genetic disorders" and calling skinny girls anorexic bitches
guckylynn 19
wow... and your life is ****** how?
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Comments (127)
KaylieBieber13 0
story of my life
KaylieBieber13 0
lol JUST KIDDIN!!!!!
PapSmearNinja 4
so how fat are you really?
beastlyboy 3
No one cares!!! Geez shut up
wuidd77 3
i have no sympathy for fat people.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
And I have no sympathy for people like you. For all we know, OP is only 130 pounds or so, which is perfectly fine, but she thinks she's fat. People like you are what's wrong with society. Only one body type is acceptable to you, and that makes me sick. People can be "fat" for any number of reasons, including health problems, eating disorders, or simple genetics. Many people work out at the gym daily and still find it very hard to lose weight. It's not as easy as pigs like you make it out to be. So when something bad happens to you, you won't get my sympathy.
edgeofvictory 4
So????
lululatenight 28
If my scale messed up and told me I lost 6 pounds, I'd scream. I'm trying to gain weight because I'm ridiculously underweight. I'm not anorexic
lululatenight 28
I'm a size 2 T.T
roachan 4
???? I don't understand why we're hating on her? It's really pathetic how everybody said she deserved it. Like wow. I can't believe you guys.
Nederlander95 14
So fix it and re weigh yourself? Momentary disappointment, big deal.
bellakideaux 12
Who caress. Why did this get in?