Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
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Top comments
Malinkrot 3
at least you are trying to do something, not sitting around saying that it's ok to be overweight because "some people have genetic disorders" and calling skinny girls anorexic bitches
guckylynn 19
wow... and your life is ****** how?
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Comments (127)
CallMeHush 1
I do love a good cat fight!!!!
lagginwaggin 0
FML stands for fight many ladies right?
CallMeHush 1
I think you might be right!
angry_girl 0
you should throw the scale out the window and scream I hate stains!
iamghostbad 0
I'm sorry I usually love your comments but that insult was a fail xD
iamghostbad 0
@ jenninsac btw o.0
babybubz 0
doodoopie? WTF? lol..
8trickster8 0
YOU'RE ALL BITCHY
angry_girl 0
somebody just slap some one already
lagginwaggin 0
guessing Jenni has a 5 year old, and the insults are rubbing off on her
totes_sucks 0
Whereas calling her 'snickerdoodoo" is the height of intelligence? At least hers was actually funny.
MissSparkie 0
and that's a problem how? i weigh 105 pounds and could do with an extra 6
xx3ginaxx3 0
agreeed! I'm 5'5" and I weigh 95 pounds. it sucks because I could never find stuff that fits me right! :(