Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
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Malinkrot 3
at least you are trying to do something, not sitting around saying that it's ok to be overweight because "some people have genetic disorders" and calling skinny girls anorexic bitches
guckylynn 19
wow... and your life is ****** how?
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Comments (127)
RoguePrivateer 0
Throw away your scale. It's not about how much you weigh, it's not about a number. It's about how you feel, how healthy you are, and how active you can be. The weight thing is a brainwashing of the fashion industry. Marilyn Monroe was a size 14 and she was the sex icon for an entire generation. Now we get those clothes made in Indonesia or China where the average woman's size is half less than an American, so Marilyn would wear a size 22 these days. So don't pay attention to the numbers. Just dance at your own pace. That's what life is all about.
xd0rkiee 0
You're an idiot. A size 14 in the mid-1900s is not the same as a size 14 we have now. Thus, she would not be a size 22 if she was still alive today. Also, do you really think a 115-120 lb. woman would be size 22? The proportions do not add up. Get your facts straight.
totes_sucks 0
Actually I thought that considering you're an adult, an attack on someone half your age was a fine way for you to show that maturity in years doesn't always equal maturity in deed. Whilst I object to cyber-bullying I'm fine with having my posts corrected. If snickerdoodles wants to correct my grammar/spelling then she should. It's how smart people get smarterer. Heaven forbid I should start reasoning and typing like you do.
sixstring818 0
that's not funny at all
michaelscott69 0
wow...booh hoo. boo ******* hoo. your life is so ****** right now. you should go cut yourself, then cut your 15 cats
WHODATNATION 0
tootsie ur still mad I call her snickerdoodoo, aren't u? snickerdoodoo. so anyway, how do u know if I am an adult and someone is half of my age? how do u know? do u say i sound like a child or an adult? tootsie, please make up ur mind, would u?
teacher411 0
Not an FML. How did this make it on here?
Tage_fml 0
throw the damn scale in the garbage. eat well. stay active. that's it.
PATastrophy102 0
It is actually a good thing. The scale would have pushed farther down in the rug so it would say she is heavier, so instead of losing 6 pounds she lost at least 8 pounds.
smithy0989 0
rock chalk... and you should drink more water cut n out the complex carbs
starberries 0
Cut out simple carbs, not complex ones.
viastarr 0
if your a teenager, that makes him a peadophile sweety! hitting on TEENAGE girls