Today, one of our store's beach balls came out of nowhere and whacked me in the back of my head. I started reaming out two young girls for playing in the store, even when they said it wasn't them. Soon after, one of my employees admitted that it was her. I made some 7-year-olds cry and it wasn't them. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, I was at work serving customers at the checkout. A girl was brushing the floor behind me. I turned around and whichever way she brushed, the brush hit me twice straight in the balls before she noticed anything. She had to serve the rest of the customers while I recovered. FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, I stopped two little boys from spitting over a railing at the piano player two floors below in the department store I work at. Their mom complained to my boss about me. FML
Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML
Today, I was at a store trying to buy a birthday gift for my niece when I knocked over a stack of porcelain dolls. As they crashed to the floor, a security guard rushed over, but before I could apologize, I heard a tiny voice behind me: “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” It was just another prank by my mortified son, but it was too late to stop people glaring at me. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
xemmy_fml 0
Wow, what a bitch you are. Are all little children automatically liars, 100% of the time?
Kttttt 0
Ass.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (119)
Jazzywrites007 2
Hee Hee! What an Ass.... I Can't help laughing though...
ElliexMarie 0
ASSHOLE ! don't make 7 year olds cry. let em have fun. YDI .
genius_man16 1
dude, WTF? Chill out. You sound like a fat snotty Wal-Mart employee. Who gives two ***** if some 7 year-old girls are playing with a beach ball? Regardless of the fact that they weren't, you are just a 100% asshole. YDI completely.
_chyby_ 0
ASSHOLE
gomego87 0
YDI for spazzing. ******* spaz suck it up bitch. jksjks:)
zach055 23
It's age descrimination to blaim kids for something simply because they are under a certen age
abk09 0
Burn in ******* hell!
skyler_kitttyyy 0
assshole
Nissi 17
Hahah! Well.. FYL, but YDI.
Kttttt 0
Ass.
itsgen 16
hahah but why blame the little kids if you have no proof wow i didnt know beach balls hurt soo bad that you had to go yelling at two little gurls
kingbeau 0
I don't see how anyone could keep a job or get business in retail if they go around yelling at the closest children whenever anything goes wrong... "Ouch, paper cut! Hey you over there! Hey kid!! Yeah you, you little shit! Go get me a damn band-aid you clumsy son of a bitch!!" "What do you mean we're fifteen cents short in the till? Hey you!! Yeah you, breast-feeding that thieving little ****! Give'im here! I'll show him what for!!!!" Seriously, making kids cry loses customers, and "reaming them out" even if it is clearly their fault constitutes "making a scene" and that is just bad business practice.... It looks bad, doesn't matter whether you're right or wrong to do it. Edit: Huh, just meant to reply to the thread, but oh well, guess it fits...
dearViena 0
big deal.
chanman 0
Who hit YDI probably never worked in a place with plenty of kids. They can be annoying (even the cute ones), and it's usually them.
hecuva 0
LOL, don't you mean *especially* the cute ones... they try to get away with everything
krispykreem 0
I work with little kids and you never generally assume that a certain kid did something. Or you'd have a story strangely similar to this one.
junjouromantica 0
God, if I was still seven I would have started bursting to tears. Really, not all children think the same way. I know I was raised to stay out of trouble.
EugenicMedic 0
Whatever, they're little kids, they deserve to be yelled at and to suffer.
slimshaday 0
ur an awful person
kennkenn13 13
wow. rn't u a dick
xemmy_fml 0
Wow, what a bitch you are. Are all little children automatically liars, 100% of the time?
teentee401 37
Even if it was them, no need to freak out. If they were just playing it could've been an accident
FPsLife 5
So you were reaming two young girls... ugh, I'm so disappointed in myself to be the first to comment on this.
happylittleman 0
******* comment system screwed up, I replied to the wrong one.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Awwh. Poor kids. I did something kinda similar; I lost my iPod, and I blamed my little sister, because she always plays 'hide and seek' with it. It was under the couch the whole time. /: YDI for blaming children you don't know, though.