Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML
Today, I tried to break up a fight between two of my coworkers. They decided to show their gratitude by smashing me in the face with a thick ceramic dish. FML
Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML
Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
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HappyItalian 38
I have so many questions for this FML
zinoxity 23
At least it wasn't something even more life threatening. Though, yeah, that's odd of him to be carrying a brick around in his bag. Either way, who gets mad enough to get physical over being hit with food crumbs? FYL, OP. That kid overreacted.
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Comments (110)
HappyItalian 38
I have so many questions for this FML
MortenM 17
Like whether OP was stoned during the incident?
BeastyMcbeast 19
Op never got pelted with stones. He got hit with a brick.
chinaski7628 32
I'm sure OP was mortar-fied by the incident :)
MegaExplosives 17
@18 No.
stargazing 17
#8: You're interpreting the version of stoned that isn't what they meant.
izzajaneful 24
I'm pretty sure they know that and we're trying to be funny.
BeastyMcbeast 19
It was a play on words. I obviously realised what he meant. It was a joke.
Xandrick 22
JonTron: "I have several questions."
ohSNAPyall 27
I kiln believe it.
ahabsfan 17
Just be thankful he didn't have the kitchen sink.
trucker2 33
Don't mess with the school bully
pandasauresrex 13
I'm always threatening people with bricks.
AyyLmao21 5
I call your bluff.
roxxyfoxxy3 25
Do you really want to go? Do you?! *Holds up random brick meanicingly*
pandasauresrex 13
I may not have one in my bag at all times but I do in fact threaten people with bricks
tantanpanda 26
This reminds me of Dewey from malcom in the middle. Getting hit with a backpack with a brick in it hurts, so I've seen.
coraline123c 23
Im always threatening bricks with people
zinoxity 23
At least it wasn't something even more life threatening. Though, yeah, that's odd of him to be carrying a brick around in his bag. Either way, who gets mad enough to get physical over being hit with food crumbs? FYL, OP. That kid overreacted.
chinaski7628 32
The brick kid totally overreacted, but OP was being incredibly immature. Even if it was just crumbs, I'd be pretty pissed if some jackass were throwing food at his friend and hit me. Of course, I'm an adult and I use words, not bricks, to solve my problems.
Tyrez 32
Good point, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words leave emotional scars that never heal."
I_Like_Dogs 28
I know how the kid feels, I was once hit with a flying piece of apple. But I didn't beat anyone with a brick though, I just threw it back. Kid, stop attacking people with bricks. OP, stop throwing food around.
ThatHorse 15
Because bricks totally aren't deadly when you hit someone with them. /sarcasm
Redgy22 26
plus, my bag is heavy enough without adding a brick!
MrsPegg 45
Call me crazy but I feel the kid OP accidentally hit, probably is bullied and the crumbs were the straw that broke the camels back. Still, psycho kid should have been suspended for assault imo.
Musicstruck17 24
Sadly it happens. A 9th grader threw paper airplanes around the classroom, annoying a 10th grader and when class ended the 10th grader who was very good at boxing, punched the 9th grader once. He hit the wall and was announced brain dead few days later. I'm really really glad to read that OP is alive. Of course the 10th grader didn't mean for him to die but you never know what's going to happen and must face the consequences.
trucker2 33
Hillbilly version brick-paper-scissors ?
cocoshake 16
well now they know why bags are so heavy
TheNewGuy03 29
I usually think of hardware failure when I think of bricking, but this dude took it a bit too literally.
armyant98 15
Crumb = brick, Oh the logic.
swishy25 14
how do they allow this to get on this site????
SirMichael 13
Why would they not allow it?
dutchy86 20
just post youre FML in here like you did in the other FML... and we will downvote you
MrThump 16
What's the differnce between a brick and a ginger? The brick eventually gets laid.
Mauskau 36
I dunno, Prince Harry is kinda cute.
swishy25 14
wow #12 being offensive to red heads there.