Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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your_face 15
For all the people saying just to use a tampon... that might not actually work. I personally have pretty heavy periods, so even though I use tampons I still need a pad with it for the first two days or so. And this is why I want to be on the pill before I get married.
amazingapril 0
try having it during an 11 hour blackbelt test. with 1000 pushups, jumping jacks. and a BUNCH more stuff. at age 13. with one chance to change. but still.. FYL.
EGS830 0
Get a diva cup!!
Marii_fml 0
How old are you? :/
qwertyuiop8989 0
Who wears a pad these days?? An el tampono is the way to go diaper lady!
CherishFlowers 0
Um, okay 1) Wear a cup or a tampon... not a pad! 2) Don't most women plan their wedding around there period, or at least get birth control to skip it? You should have thought of that. I'm clicking YDI and FYL because you should have planned ahead, but since you didn't, it still sucks.
falloutgurl517 0
it would be just as, if not more, awkward for her best friend to have to change her tampon..... sooo either way... fyl
lizz1234 0
some girls can't use tampons, allergic reactions. some people don't believe in birth control; part of their religion.
stiletto_girl 0
yeh.....although i agree FYL.....you oughta know enough about your cycle to plan important things like this around it :|
jam26 0
that's my biggest fear. sometimes mother nature is a bitch.
nyah01 0
Why would having her friend change her tampon instead of her pad be better?